lundi 28 avril 2008

Monologue - Yoda

For Charlie, by Emilie





" Bonjour jeune élève,
En forme tu es ! A toi la Force j’apprendrai, car je le dois.
Mais la Force t’apprendre à maîtriser, dur pour moi sera.
Tout à apprendre tu as.
Pour commencer, désapprendre tout ce que tu as appris, tu dois, et t'aider je puis.
Puis, le côté obscur de la Force, tu redoutera.
Par la suite, à tes intuitions, te fier, il faudra.
Une certaine maîtrise de la force avoir, il faut. Quand cette maîtrise tu auras, jouer tu pourras.
Faire attention tu dois car la peur mène à la colère, la colère mène à la haine, la haine mène au coté obscur de la force…
Quand tout cela tu auras appris, te battre tu pourras… "

jeudi 17 avril 2008

Monologue - Anchorwoman

Hello, I'm Emilie Richard with Ten o' Clock News. Today, gas prices soared to €5.51 per litre. But, in more important news, my boyfriend dumped me today. We were in the restaurant where we had our first date. He brought me flowers and we sat down to eat. I told him I thought we should do this more often and then, he broke my heart. All he said was, "I think you're a great person, but I think we should start seeing other people. I don't think that there's enough emotion in our realtionship." EMOTION!?! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!? *Sigh* (takes a moment to compose herself) But I'm over him. That's all in the past now. I'm a new woman! Anyway, coming up next: important traffic news that can't help you because you're somewhere a TV is.